the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
does the pale glow of my computer make me look hot
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
It’s fucking true if you youtube search “Doge meme” all the text goes to comic sans and some of it is different colours.
im so embarrassed
i keep trying to kiss my cheek in the mirror but my reflection keeps going for the lips… im not ready, okay.. im just not ready for that yet. cheek first. no, not again. there you go to the lips again.
BELT IT - sing every word at the top of your lungs>>1985 [bowling for soup] - stacy’s mom [fountains of wayne] - all the small things [blink-182] - sugar, we’re goin down [fall out boy] - get the party started [p!nk] - beverly hills [weezer] - pocketful of sunshine [natasha beddingfield] - ocean avenue [yellowcard] - complicated [avril lavigne] - this love [maroon 5] - the sweet escape [gwen stefani] - somebody told me [the killers] - party in the usa [miley cyrus] - american idiot [green day] - good girls go bad [cobra starship] - bye bye bye [n*sync] - just dance [lady gaga] - black horse and the cherry tree [kt tunstall] - hello goodbye [the beatles] - i want it that way [backstreet boys] - i write sins not tragedies [panic! at the disco] - hollaback girl [gwen stefani] - don’t trust me [3oh!3] - billionare [travie mccoy ft. bruno mars] - bohemian rhapsody [queen] - basket case [green day] - mr. brightside [the killers]
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
at parties im often found flirting with the chip bowl
I think it would be super funny if Sollux were still blind at the time he got to meet his dancestor and not really understanding what was going on in the situation. Poor Terezi would be too distraught to explain things :0
listen to me
your heart is still beating
you still have air in your lungs
and you still have a shot
do not give up